top of my list is that email……you’ll get it, and you’ll enjoy it
but i was tricked into updating my ‘about’ page by a minx – if you follow the conversation beneath it you’ll see how i was so expertly duped – but i do however worry that what it says may be slightly misleading, so basically i need to know that it is commensurate with what is in this blog, and whether it would grab you or repel you as a prospective buyer….reader…..whatever…..it’s quite long though, and of course has no full stops….and ‘worry’ is a little strong
Dotty Headbanger
/ 10 June, 2012Dear Sacha,
I read it. Yes, it is long.
Love Dotty xxx
sacha1nch1
/ 10 June, 2012but perfectly formed
Hobbles
/ 11 June, 2012You didn’t get tricked, but thanks for calling me a minx and I think it is too wordy for a real about page. Just copy and paste it to a post and then make a short funny one for the real thing.
sacha1nch1
/ 11 June, 2012i think you’ve had quite enough influence already young lady; and for a porner of words to say something is too wordy…..well i never
Hobbles
/ 11 June, 2012You asked. I’ll tell you a secret…you should always just ask me before you do anything. It will save you some trouble.
Anyway, it’s just because it’s an about page and bloggers like quickies for those.
sacha1nch1
/ 11 June, 2012would you think ill of me if i said i didn’t really care….
anything? even one’s calls of nature…
Hobbles
/ 11 June, 2012No to the first question, and only blog related tasks for the other.
sacha1nch1
/ 11 June, 2012oh good…to the former and the latter
pouringmyartout
/ 13 June, 2012Do you two want to be alone, or can anybody join in this exclusive love-fest? I like the new about page, although I could have done with out the stuffed anus and the… never mind. Even when you are being needlessly wordy and overly silly, it is still some good shit. It does seem like the Hobbler ends up stalking everybody I know sooner or later. I must have good taste.
sacha1nch1
/ 13 June, 2012’tis a freeforall my friend; jump in, grab an apendage
what else could you have done without?
thank you for the ‘good shit’
you have impeccable taste, i’m tjust rying to work out how to stalk her back, maybe without her realising it though……more sinister that way
pouringmyartout
/ 13 June, 2012You could always stalk her as an alter-identity, like maybe a failed businessman living in a house of audio books with Dick Cheney and a pole dancer.
sacha1nch1
/ 13 June, 2012she knows the truth about that one though….however i think it’s plausibility was it’s strongest asset
pouringmyartout
/ 14 June, 2012Make a new persona. That could be a lot of fun.
sacha1nch1
/ 14 June, 2012how do you know i haven’t……………………you could be conversing with yourself
pouringmyartout
/ 14 June, 2012I do that a lot. Now I have to wonder if all the people I know in the blogging world are really just you… not that that would be bad… a little creepy, maybe…
sacha1nch1
/ 14 June, 2012i can honestly say that i haven’t the time; two fake blogs are quite enough
pouringmyartout
/ 14 June, 2012Wait, two fake ones, or one fake and one real… now I am worried…
sacha1nch1
/ 14 June, 2012so you should be……or it may just have been a slip of the hand
pouringmyartout
/ 14 June, 2012I hate it when that happens… friction burns are murder…
sacha1nch1
/ 14 June, 2012no pain no gain
pouringmyartout
/ 14 June, 2012or stain…
sacha1nch1
/ 14 June, 2012or mountain……..of washing
pouringmyartout
/ 14 June, 2012All that jizz… okay, we need to stop now, before we go too far… to cum back…
sacha1nch1
/ 14 June, 2012we were talking about jizz!?!? you are one smooth operator, i’m such an innocent
pouringmyartout
/ 14 June, 2012hands…slipping…pain…gain…stain..laundry… I just assumed…
sacha1nch1
/ 14 June, 2012i am lost for words…….. i feel violated……. i quite like it…..
pouringmyartout
/ 14 June, 2012Oh, when I violate you, you will know it…
sacha1nch1
/ 14 June, 2012even if i indulge in gusto’s prophylactic measures? you need to get yourself a ‘bad’ blog me thinks
pouringmyartout
/ 14 June, 2012I have no answer to that…
sacha1nch1
/ 14 June, 2012it’ll cum
pouringmyartout
/ 14 June, 2012will it taste like spermint?
sacha1nch1
/ 14 June, 2012cumquat
pouringmyartout
/ 14 June, 2012ejecta-seat…
please make a CLEAN comment on my daughter’s post… I know you can do it…
pouringmyartout
/ 14 June, 2012say something nice about Mollie’s little post… it would make her day…
Hobbles
/ 14 June, 2012Sorry to interrupt you two. I thought this was a clean blog. Don’t have too much fun without me.
sacha1nch1
/ 14 June, 2012no need to apologise; the fun can only go so far when there are no breasts involved
Hobbles
/ 14 June, 2012I’ve missed chatting with you.
sacha1nch1
/ 14 June, 2012i’m honoured; and i have to say i’m always happy when i see your spiral on my screen
Hobbles
/ 14 June, 2012Good, I thought it represented the whole good/bad thing pretty well.
sacha1nch1
/ 14 June, 2012and of course you can’t beat peanuts….or what i assume is you